Season Generously

Simple Guide to Planning a Wedding

Leonard (Linky) Jensen I (1887-1979) at the wedding of Daisy Jensen (1892-1986) and Francis (Frank) Joseph Woods (1891-1972) in 1918 in Chicago, Cook County, Illinois.

Just six weeks until the big day. I thought I’d share my thoughts on how to plan a wedding.

  1. Find a spouse. The choice is entirely up to you. The one important thing to remember is: they should not be married to anyone else.
  2. Choose a venue.
  3. Go to venue and choose a date. They will want you do do some paperwork, and will need your birth certificates. Call your dad, he might know where it is.
  4. On the date chosen, go to the venue with chosen spouse. You will probably need a couple of witnesses. They will need to sign thier names, so opposable thumbs are a must.
  5. Congratulations! You are married.
  6. Have sex with spouse.
  7. Enjoy your life together.